Who's Voting For Trump

     You barely graduated from high school, and didn't even desire to go to college, but you still blame affirmative action for your low wage job. You vote for Trump because he'll make it better. 

You've been married twice and your kids won't speak to you, so you blame feminism because you got all hung up about your short weenie. You vote for Trump because he'll give you some of his length. 

You never served in the military but you are sure Obama is a wuss for not invading Syria and Russia. Even though you don't have a clue, you are sure Trump will invade and make your life safer.

You've gone to church a few times and oppose "those women" having abortions. You are going to vote for Trump because he knows how to treat women, "like shyte".